Sunday, February 10, 2013

Talk!


Come on, make a joke. Say something funny. In fact, say something other than 'uh-huh, umm, and all right'. Let her know you're interested to talk to her.
Good, you asked her something about herself. You did fine. Nope, you sounded like an idiot, next time be more careful what you ask. Oh shit, she's talking about something else and you have no clue what it is.
She just stopped. I think she made a joke. Laugh. No, not like that, you sound like a baboon. Thar's better.
Wait, she's not laughing. Damn, shouldn't have laughed. Now she thinks you're insensitive.
All right she's gonna hang up. Don't say good night and hang up, tell her you wanna talk. Ask her something. Nope, too late.